December 2009
fmylife:
Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. After 10 minutes, when we change the position he shouted: “Power Rangers - Transform!” FML
GMH →
givesmehope:
My grandma recently had knee surgery and tried to tell my grandpa that he didn’t need to spend all weekend at the hospital with her. He simply replied with, “Didn’t I say in sickness and in health?” Their love GMH.
453. YOU ARE NOT "TUFF": TOUGH PEOPLE AREN'T...
magicwands:
(via gotwisdom)
“No one can make you feel inferior with your consent.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via fuckyeahhappy)
I want to touch you inappropriately.
thatsnotmynamex:
(via erikavw)
fmylife:
Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML
