January 2010
Nerdstock: 9 Lessons and Carols for Godless People
on BBC4 last night. Was very good.
Sleep'd be lovely.
“When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and...”
– Erasmus
Step 1: We admitted that we were powerless over books and that the size of our bookshelves had become unmanageable.
This reminded me of Pippa.
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fmylife:
Today, I peed at a urinal. This was a feat for me because I’m a nervous pee-er. It was going great until some guy walked into the empty bathroom and picked the urinal next to mine. Midway through he turns to me and says ‘Nice watch.’ FML
“I’d like to take off into these woods and get good and lost for a while” -The Cribs- Be Safe
I'm quite enjoying my levels of listening to...
Friends characters, in order of my favourite.
1. Monica
2. Ross
3. Pheobe
4. Chandler
5. Rachael
6. Joey
“I work it out. It is the act of reading itself I miss, the opportunity to...”
– Nick Hornby- How To Be Good
“I can’t help but love David at this moment. He’s calm when he has...”
– Nick Hornby- How To be Good
“What you don’t catch a glimpse of on your wedding day- because how could...”
– Nick Hornby- How To Be Good
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE. WHEN I THINK ABOUT...
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I TOUCH MYSELF.
“‘Do you ever do that thing where you lie in bed and you can’t sleep...”
– Nick Hornby- How To Be Good
“So now what? What happens when words fail us?”
– Nick Hornby- How To Be Good
Grandma loves oranges
Grandma loves oranges.
Carol was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a sex party at a hotel and arrested a whole group of prostitutes, Carol among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line
up along the driveway when suddenly, Carol’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter standing in line. Grandma...
British, well that was a suprise.
What nationality are you?
Australian [ ] You wear flip flops all year. [ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. [ ] You love a backyard barbie. [ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. [x] You love the beach. [ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing. [ ] You’re a sports fanatic. [ ] You are tanned. [ ] You’re a bit of a bogan. [ ] You have an Australian something. Total: 1 Italian [ ] The...